(As Wario and Waluigi resumed celebrating their easy robbery, Wario gets run over by Mario, shocking Waluigi.). Mushroom Mesa is always gonna need more protectors... Bob: Screw that shit who wants to come to my place and play in the bushes? Mario: We're...we're free. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL, (Saiko peeks out window, to which Swagmaster notices her appearing). Husband & friends get together for an evening of strip poker. (Boopkins attempt to seduce an Monty Mole member, falling for it, the guard went over just for Boopkins to try and knock him out with a stick, which doesn't work. Community. Bob: Um... Mario just ate the cafeteria food. Mario: WOW! Faster, Chris, FASTER! Not Now. I brought these young fellows all the way here because they need your sharp Native American battle skills! There are 3585 i'm drunk for sale on Etsy, and they cost $16.26 on average. No other sex tube is more popular and features more Barely 18 scenes than Pornhub! ), Luigi: Mama mia (quickly passes Mario the ketchup bottle), (Upon hearing Meggy cry for help, Mario was shocked to see Woody about to attack her.). Drunk definition is - past participle of drink How to use drunk in a sentence. 1 Personality 2 Spaghetti.exe Program 3 Physical Description 4 Appearances 4.1 R64: Revenge of Freddy's Spaghettria 4.2 The Grand Mario Hotel 4.3 SMG4: Freddy's Ultimate Custom Spaghetteria 4.4 SMG4: Stupid Mario 3D All-Stars 5 Trivia Animatronic Mario's … Do you think you could help us? Bob: Yo asswipes! That said, things can still get awkward given that the typical narrative of heterosexual intercourse ends with a … The two see Zachary) Zachary: Guys! Oh, yeah, now to do the chant of my people. Mario: BOB YA BIG FAT PAISANO, LET US COME WITH YOU! Well, except for that one time that a drunk person called me drunk and I was stone sober. leaves. Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. Tari: (Tries to make the console work, but it doesn't) Huh? Let me in! Bob: (realized he didn't have any actual hands) Crap I don't have any hands! I thought I was, until a few weeks ago. Send to Friend. The Wild Wahs of the west will get their revenge!!!! Bob: Alright's here's the plan: you take this bag and - (whispers about the rest of the plan), Swagmaster: Reckon I can spit on them from here? Following Friends Follow Unfollow Chat . (Luigi shrugs as he didn't know the answer either.). Starring: Kacey Jordan, Brandi Belle. Drunk Wife Is Horny As Hell. ), (Mario and Meggy laughed at Donkey Kong's demise as he fell still in pain. Shroomy: Oh no fellas, please don't hurt us, maybe we can work something out maybe? Bob: Hey! I've even snuck a few peeks in the gym locker room and shower. In the locker room of my gym all the stupid flat chested women snickered at me, in fact, a lesbian tried to have sex with me in my teenage years but in my 20s well, my tits just exploded and you know, all guys wants skinny girls for girlfriends but big titted women for sex. (Pulls out gaming console) Okie dokie! ), (Meanwhile, three Goomba guards are shooting away when suddenly, Toad shouted.). Discover the growing collection of high quality Most Relevant XXX movies and clips. 2. Lets get out of here, (Both Bob and Mario started playing in the bushes.). Time to go. (Soon, in a western desert area, a train can be seen. Luigi: This is like my 53rd part-time job. (Later on when Donkey Kong, still in pain, Waluigi, and Wario are in prison.). yeah I’m starving. Smg4 then throws open the door, but hears it slam into something, and that something is Tari, who is now flat against the wall. I started paying attention to other men's bodies. My name is Chris. Mario, can you please help us? Can I have it? Luigi: Well, I don't think the mafia's going to try to mess with us anymore, that's for sure. You have time to think about what we said? by InfiniteLeJackal Follow. Oh great ancestors! FB: Bob, I'm sorry I helped Smg3 steal the internet! Bob and Fishy Boopkins: Hi, E. Gadd! Did you scroll all this way to get facts about i'm drunk? ), (Luigi voices his worries while Mario cries about it. You look stupid! leaves. Luigi and Mario meanwhile sneak into a kitchen. ), (Bob and Boopkins then came across another member around a corner.). and why do you think I'm not in a lot of episodes. 1 Transcript 1.1 Alphabet Segment 1.2 SMG4 Finds An Octagon 1.3 Kermit and Mario Segment 1.4 Word of the Day 1.5 Toad's Alphabet Letter Song 1.6 Elmo's World 1.7 Bowser's Special Guest Time 1.8 Short & Tall | SMG4 Sing-Along 1.9 Stranger Danger 1.10 What is Love? Come on you bitch-ass sky give me some rain! 1.11 The Ending (SMG4 intro.) Chris: Dumbass. Tell them we'll see them on the other side. (As Bob is chanting, Mario goes up behind him.). Looking out through the window (and smashing through the glass), Mario apparently saw that it was Shroomy who stopped it.). (now in a bush) Look at this shit! Mario: AAAAAAAAAAAAA- (Gets an idea to utilize the cafeteria food to propel them out of the vent) oh yeah, Mario was saving this for later...but im about to die, so whatever! Fuck this shit I'm out! MMMMM (Begins to puke at the meal, with various people fighting their way to use the bathroom). Good work, Sir Dong! 21527. Oh Mario... the Wild Wahs gang... they are raiding the town, and stealing our money! Mario: (attempting to remove Boopkin's wig) Damn it boopkins, take the wig off! 1:51. Daddy I'm Not Momma HD... Taboo Diaries 17min - 720p - 9,227,112 . It got so bad that Bowser found himself allying with Mario to stop him. (Mario, interested to see who was attacking the town, went towards Shroomy.). The bounty hunter!! 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